cats and water 

(pussy) cat are known to hate water.There's a reason for that its because there allergic i know your probly thinking thats not true but studys have shown that cat dont land on there feet then there water on then and they also hate the water

cats and water are opposites

cats and water by torinnn June 16, 2021

drink it like water 

When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.

Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”

Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”

drink it like water by captain_boi July 27, 2021

black bean water 

Coffee served black

Sipping to much black bean water, now I have the jitters.

black bean water by Dlifestyle August 20, 2021

Touch some water 

Touch some water means go to the bathroom and take a shower cuz you smell.

Ex:
"Go touch some water, you smelly baka"

Touch some water by VeeDAB September 4, 2021

Fish out of water 

A man inserts a fish hook into the tip of his penis while it is soft, he then proceeds to wiggle it around to attract his companion. After inserting his penis into their mouth, he becomes erect. He pulls out as hard and fast as he can hoping to hook through his partners lip. If the man successfully hooks, he yells "Fish on!"

Boy: "I just got a new set of hooks, I can't wait to try Fish out of water tonight"
Boy 2: "I hope you can catch some"

Fish out of water by NaFlirp September 21, 2021

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

New England Water Birth by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

Vienna Sausage Water 

Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.

“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”

Vienna Sausage Water by Stomach Ache October 14, 2021