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penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex
I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable
by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022
mugGet the penguin watermug.

MLG Water Jump

to put water under it perfectly while hitting the ground in minecraft for not taking fall damage. İts one of the most useful and practical tactic in minecraft. briefly "mlg water".
by anonymous September 15, 2020
mugGet the MLG Water Jumpmug.

water that costs $1.25

some thing to go turn down because i can literally go dig a hole in the fucking ground and filter that water and boil that and drink that for fucking free bitch
my mom: i’m going to go buy water...

me: (looks at vending machine) no, the water that costs $1.25? bitch, no your not gimme that money
by 𝕤𝔸𝕕𝕚𝕖 April 28, 2021
mugGet the water that costs $1.25mug.

Dog-water

A stupid phrase exclusively used by sweaty and most certainly smelly people as a weak attempt to upset and/or annoy someone they percieve to be 'lesser' than themself

(it is unlikely and extremely rare that they are truly lesser)
"You are so dog-water Xavier"
by Luxlotle January 17, 2023
mugGet the Dog-watermug.
Doing it saying something that will cause drama/ tea
“He told the group chat who he was asking out? He’s just setting a teabag in hot water.”
by MopCob69 May 31, 2019
mugGet the Setting a teabag in hot watermug.

Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
by Hyphy Wolf August 6, 2021
mugGet the Water Jagmug.

Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!
by Puss5829 July 27, 2016
mugGet the Dirty Water Jobmug.

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