El_Bruh_Momento

One of the greatest Urban Dictionary users put on this earth

Girl 1: OMFG ITS FUCKING El_Bruh_Momento HOLY FUCKING SHIT I AM ABOUT TO FUCKING CRY OF HAPINESS
Girl 2: LET MESUCK YOUR BIG THROBBING COCK El_Bruh_Momento

by El_Bruh_Momento September 29, 2020

Momeltoe

A mother's often embarrassing camel toe.

Yo dude I went to Johnny Boy's house last night for some fun but I was greeted with his momma's nasty momeltoe!

by EverydaySausageShufflin'' March 17, 2013

momectomy

The act of removing an over grown man child from his over bearing Mom.

Guy 1: "Yo did you know Dave still lives at home with his Mom. She makes his bed in the morning and cooks him meatloaf."

Guy 2: "Thats crazy. Dave is 28 years old! We need to perform a momectomy and get Dave his own apartment!"

by Innate October 26, 2013

mokentrol

Used to turn on tv and change channels when needed

Hey son pass me that mokentrol so I can watch basketball

by BlackAsLight August 13, 2017

Momental

~verb~

1. Experiencing something for a short period of time.

2. An act for the moment

I thought that I was getting sick, but it was momental stress.

To avoid any momental delay, please form a single straight line.

by sbflo June 4, 2009

Momentary Tourettes

The perfect excuse for random swearing

Teacher: Any questions class?
Student: FUCK YOU!!!!
Teacher: Watch your mouth
Student: Sorry, I had some momentary tourettes

by Yaikon May 15, 2010

emo momento

Derived from the saying : uno momento. Emo momento is basically an emo moment. Its anytime you say or do anything that makes you seem like an emo kid, but its only temporary.

Kid 1: this song is depressing. The lyrics touch my soul at the deepest depths and make me want to bleed black.

Kid 2: wow dude. I think you just had an emo momento.

by Violet Jade July 12, 2010