Handsome John Brown 

When youre doin a girl in the butt, and then you shirt on your hand and then slap her on the face.

I gave my girl a handsome john brown wile we were doin it

Handsome John Brown by auggie87 May 13, 2003

jack johnson

A modern beach hippie musician influenced by Ben Harper and Phish. All chill kids who know how to smoke and have fun love to listen to jack johnson

"let's have a party on friday"
"you bring the dank and mellow"
"ok, I'll bring my Jack Johnson CD"

jack johnson by lizzlemynizzle August 18, 2005

Johnathan

A word to describe a total douche. This guy is usually the one your girlfriend will cheat on you with. If she's smarter than that, then he'll be the one to coax her into it. A Johnathan drinks heavily and smokes dope 24/7. His music choice is the shittiest of rap. He wears only wife-beaters and sags his camo shorts. You do not want to be around a Johnathan.

God, that guy is such a Johnathan.

Ah, my girlfriend cheated on me with Johnathan!

Johnathan by thatguychris423 August 5, 2014

John Mayer 

I know a lot of ppl hate John here a definition John Mayer a guy that is willing the put himself out there even though some ppl don’t like him

Did you here John Mayer’s ready to be a StAr ⭐️

John Mayer by Oofers 420 May 1, 2019

harry Johnson 

A amazing Developer who creates the most amazing apps and is really changing

Did you see that app

Yeah Harry Johnson made it

Yeah it's pretty amazing

harry Johnson by Chris Tsavdaridis May 30, 2013

john kerry 

1. any person supported by a new generation of hippies who have no appreciation for the freedoms that they enjoy everyday.

2. a would-be military hero, turned spineless traitor, turned spineless senator, turned horrible spineless presidential candidate.

3. any person who celebrates their freedom by throwing their military service medals into a gutter in a public display of ingratitude.

John Kerry lost...GET OVER IT!

john kerry by scott h June 14, 2005

Creepy Johnson 

A term used to describe a guy that has trouble with boundaries and is socially inept. A Creepy Johnson is one step away from FULL-ON-STALKER.

Ex. 1:
I was dancing with my friends on the dance floor and some Creepy Johnson came up and started grinding on me!

Ex. 2:
While I was in the elevator today, this Creepy Johnson was trying to smell my hair!!!!

Ex. 3:
Girlfriend(1) "What is your co-worker like?"
Girlfriend(2) "I don't know, he sorta gives me the Creepy Johnson vibe."
Girlfriend(1) "Why?"
Girlfriend(2) "He insists on calling me a goddess, he texted me 50 times a day, sends me thousands of e-mails, and has to be with me 24/7. Oh and he wears speedos."
Girlfriend(1) "Wow, that is so CREEPY JOHNSON."

Creepy Johnson by Jacqui D November 8, 2006