cock blamer

A person who blames everyone and everything but themselves for their problems.

Derived from blaming the cock for the bad blowjob you just gave, when in actuality it is generally the fault of the blower rather than the blow-ee.

Ugh, that bitch is complaining about her life again...she's such a cock blamer!

by Not a cock blamer December 17, 2011

Cock Zone

The ultimate fail in hookup attempts. A combination of cock blocking yourself and getting placed in the friend zone at the same time.

"Sean cock zoned himself three nights in a row!"

by YearOfTheBallTap January 11, 2012

clit/cock

a very large clit that will puke when played with

As i stimulated her clit/cock, it puked on my hand.

by gatordick July 3, 2023

Anorexic Cock

The thing male midgets own between their legs.

Oh look its Benedict the midget, he must have an anorexic cock

by KKINGIEE April 29, 2021

cock mook

someone who disagrees with the group or will not go along with the desired activity

someone who does something innapropriate

hey steve irwin, get out of my jacuzzi and put on some clothes you cock mook

all bobby eats is raisins and tuna fish with mayo, what a cock mook

by mike January 5, 2005

cock knock

To be slapped in the head with a penis

Aaron questioned the mighty one's power and got cock knocked.

by The One May 18, 2004

dip cock

random sex, no-respect sex, cumming on one's face, etc

I brought this bitch home, and I dip cocked her.

by Bogun October 28, 2005