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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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hot buttered churro

When having sex with a woman, shortly after climaxing, pulling out and sprinkling sugar and cinnamon on your dick and then having the woman give you oral sex.
Hey man I gave my wife the "hot buttered churro" last night now she loves it!
by 007Troll69 October 25, 2013
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Butter Troll

A person or bot straight out the oven who like to cause havoc in comment sections. A new account user who love starting drama to go against the grain.
His account is only 2 weeks old. What a butter troll! -DG-
by DARK GENiX January 13, 2023
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Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Heavenly Southern treat. Make a regular Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich then butter the outside of the bread then grill in a frying pan until golden brown. Enjoy with a glass of milk.
Hey Connie, Mama made Grilled Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches for lunch, I’ll pour us two glasses of milk.
by Ms Kitty Lorraine January 2, 2020
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Peanut Butter Corndog

When You're Having Back Door Adventures and Your Junk Came Out With A Little Nutty Surprise.
Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog
by MichaelAmadeus87 March 22, 2024
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roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition
Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there
by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019
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butters

This term is mostly used in the UK when you want to say if someone is looking very pretty or beautiful. Used as a compliment
James: Ayo chantelle ur looking mad butters today styll
Chantelle: Aw thanks b
by mad1styll April 1, 2022
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