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1. that guy from even stevens that peed on the campfire, and likes bacon, and asked to go skinny dipping with mr. stevens
2. slang for dope
synonyms: cool, awesome, hot, radical, gnarly
3. super high
1. "That kid from the Even Stevens movie looks like he has down syndrome."
"Beans? Nah, he's really dope."
2. "Damn, that Megan Fox is BEANS."
3. "Shit, I got so beans last night."
beans by beansupagainstdatclit April 25, 2010
Related Words
beans Beaner beanie bean dip beano Beanbag bean head beaned beanis beaning

Beaner-Kick 

When you kick a ball with the side of your foot. Note it's called beaner kick beacause mostly mexicans do it...
Fernando performed a beaner-kick when were playin soccer.
Beaner-Kick by KooL-AiD10491 March 9, 2006
The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.
I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.
Beaned by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016

Awk Beanstalk 

When a situation is even more awkward than 'awko taco', typically 'awk beanstalk' is appropriate.
I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.

Mexican jumping beans 

Epic little beans that you keep as pets for third grade. All you have to do is keep them locked in a drawer.
Guy 1: Hey what are those?
Guy 2: They are mexican jumping beans
Guy 1: EPIC!
Mexican jumping beans by Jzell September 15, 2010
An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.
I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me
Beaned by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010