Captain Balls

An internet hero.

Help! Captain Balls come save the day!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

ball rub

When a man rubs his balls on a drunken womans face while she's past out sleeping and then blasting his load in her hair

I ball rubbed my chick's face while she was past out and shot my load in her hair.

by dicks on chicks February 12, 2012

Blue Balls

After a girl dick teases you and you dont come, thats where blue balls come in

My name is Jordan Trochimchuk and i have blue balls!

by bradman686 February 9, 2010

8 ball

the ball you have to sink (at the propitious time) to win a game of pool

"bling bling shot on the 8 ball you muddy funster, lets do some charlie"

by Steve August 28, 2003

v ball

a.k.a. vag ball. its a women's game played by a bunch of men who think they are tough, but in reality, are on the verge of homosexuality. on the college level it is referred to as mens volley ball, however, when high school kids think theyre the shit because they are on the school team, then its v ball.

Kid: ya i got v ball practice today! im so cool!

Cool kid: haha v ball is a girl's sport. your a bitch dude.

by v balls March 31, 2009

Poo Ball

A small ball of toilet paper covered in poo and caught in the hair around your arse.

I've got a mountain of poo balls surrounding my poo pipe.

by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

ball breaker

a fat chick who roles onto your left nut while you're sleeping

That fucking bitch is a real ball breaker - all 500 pounds of her.

by Nick October 18, 2003