One who has adorned themselves in clothing and/or accessories to the point where their personal qualities are overshadowed by material items.
Salesperson: How about the baby blue-tinted sunglasses with diamond studs and perhaps this nice fedora.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.
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Get the Sea-monkeys mug.1. One who's social skills are evenly compared to those of an autistic savant. sans savant.
2. One who's athletic prowess and general coordination resemble a one-armed, one-legged man trying to compete in an "ass kicking while jump roping" contest.
'sift monkey' usually refers to one who constantly employs both of the above qualities throughout his day-to-day interactions. He appears like a monkey that is very inept in his ability to find gold while sifting through the river.
2. One who's athletic prowess and general coordination resemble a one-armed, one-legged man trying to compete in an "ass kicking while jump roping" contest.
'sift monkey' usually refers to one who constantly employs both of the above qualities throughout his day-to-day interactions. He appears like a monkey that is very inept in his ability to find gold while sifting through the river.
That sift monkey in high school who was caught in the locker room jacking off, while huffing the girl's gym teacher's granny panties.
by Nutty Goodness September 24, 2005
Get the sift monkey mug.Insult one step above dill hole. Can be used at work to avoid pissing off sensative ears. Can also be used as an insult to imply a homo-sexual.
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Get the dill monkey mug.Similar to the Mancave (see mancave) the Monkey Pit is the shit. Stocked with XBOX, PS2, and a constant supply of beer, the Monkey Pit is the only true refuge available to the students of Embry-Riddle, Daytona Beach. The monkey pit is like Isla de Muerta from Pirates of the Carribean...only those who have been there can find it.
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