Triverson's definitions

Space Monkey

One who has adorned themselves in clothing and/or accessories to the point where their personal qualities are overshadowed by material items.

Salesperson: How about the baby blue-tinted sunglasses with diamond studs and perhaps this nice fedora.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.

by Triverson May 26, 2008