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When you give someone the fattest neck of their life, and the full motion of it can only be captured within 3 frames of video footage.
by Sawyerlegsoff May 22, 2018
Through it all he's been at my side. Making me want to better myself and love myself. Helping me find peace in the world and be able to love again. Through it all, he's the only person who I can say I truly love. Through thick and thin, better or for worse. He's always seen the good in me. Even when I was at the lowest points of my life he saw the good in me and loved me for it. Never once did I think I'd find someone as sweet as him. Someone who loves unconditionally, and cares for me and not physically appearance. He's the sweetest guy in the world. The best of men, and the best of people. The only person I want to spend my life with.
by Dorianrrb June 24, 2023
“calm down shit could be worse
never say that” -Blind by SZA
what you tell someone who’s trying to be on some bs. like stop bringing that negative energy
never say that” -Blind by SZA
what you tell someone who’s trying to be on some bs. like stop bringing that negative energy
ivan: you know it can always get worse from here, stop freaking out
jess: haven’t you read szalation 3:13???? never say that bruh
jess: haven’t you read szalation 3:13???? never say that bruh
by conspirngbitch July 07, 2023
A pseudo-punishment used by the hicks who run Williamstown High School in Southern New Jersey, USA. The "punishment" is given for many different reasons, but they all lead to one stupid result. The punished is to remain at home until 2:30 where they then must report to school from 3 to 7 o'clock and do assigned schoolwork from their classes. The only loop hole is that kids will still go to school that day or not come to school at all so their 3 to 7 turns into an expulsion and they get a free vacation. Sure you'll miss out on your dances and 3 school trips but the only thing that matters is Disney anyway, the prom is a hilarious excuse anyway because 9/10 you'll get mugged because it's Atlantic City.
TEACHER: You were caught smoking outside on the school grounds Jerry, that's a 3-7 for you.
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
by Pseudonym? What The Hell April 13, 2019