God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.

You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

God

The omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, eternal being, best escribed in the Holy Bible as a God who hates sin (unrighteousness), but loves the sinner (you) and wants to have a personal relationship with you (no matter what you did). You can still TRULY confess by your mouth to Him and TRULY repent of your sins through the blood of the Lamb (Jesus Christ), but you have to repent of your sins everyday as you commit sins every day. He created you and loves you very much. May the grace of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ be with you all, amen!

1. Give thanks to God for everything and everyone at all times
2. TRUE dedication to God is 24/7/365 (forever and always).
3. Your good actions can't get you into Heaven, but instead your faith in Christ and the grace of God.

by A servant of Jesus Christ November 29, 2023

god

sabrina.

how was the earth created? how are we all here? is there even a god?
Sabrina.

by waffleisasmurf December 19, 2021

Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.

"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"

by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021

COD God

Jerry Christ

That boy nice at COD, he plays like that dude COD God

by ChiefBeef July 10, 2024

God derangement syndrome

When people believe a 2000 year old magic man will return to save them.

The people who voted a felonious rapist into the highest job in the country because they suffer from God derangement syndrome

by The Demon Youmademe March 20, 2025

God state

Being able to manifest every detail on your reality. Having the confidence in knowing that everything will go your way, and anything that you want will "pop" into your existence right now.

I had an instant manifestation, I was in the God state.

by anonymous July 22, 2022