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Zoo Monkey

(adjective) A past love interest that no longer has the right to share the same world you live in.
"If that Zoo Monkey thinks she's keeping my collection of 2Pac CD's she can kiss my ass."

"If that Zoo Monkey thinks he's getting sex he's mistaken. He's not even getting banana flavoured Nourishment."
by moley26 July 27, 2009
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sleep monkey

slut. and or sluttish person. a person who is entirely TOO permiscuous or wants to do something dirty all the time.
some one with a naked picture of themselves as their profile picture and friend requests you. Even if they dont know you. sleep monkey.
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monkey butt

The butt of a monkey.

A word that ascribes the characteristics of the butt of a monkey to a person.

What you tell someone when they term 'whanker' just doesn't seem to apply.
Dude, you whanker!!! Wait, that ain't right, you're not a whanker at all... You're a MONKEY BUTT whanker!!!
by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003
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Tape Monkey

Miguel's new role in IT
What Miguel will be doing from 7:30 to ????? forever.
by The Boss April 4, 2005
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Space Monkey

One who has adorned themselves in clothing and/or accessories to the point where their personal qualities are overshadowed by material items.
Salesperson: How about the baby blue-tinted sunglasses with diamond studs and perhaps this nice fedora.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.
by Triverson May 26, 2008
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Green Monkey

A species native to the planet Yina. In appearence, they resemble lean, tall gorillas, with bright green fur, and large pointed ears.

Unforturnately, most of these extremely intellegent creatures have been taken as slaves.
Perhaps it is a matter of time before the Green Monkeys band together and fight for their rights.
"I took a green monkey into my bed chamber and had my way with him."
by Mistress of Melk December 9, 2008
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cheese monkey

A blonde haired female primate that resides at the beach.
Whoa Nelle! I always see the cheese monkey with you on the beach.
by Smythee September 17, 2008
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