Xbox Live Parties

Once you get 6 people its already hell on earth.

Squeaker: YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FUCKER! I WILL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY THEY FUCKING STOLE MY FUCKING SHOT FUCKING GUN AND FUCKING KILLED ME AND FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH

Chad: dude shut the fuck up calm down you're like 10
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY 8 AND MY MOM GAVE ME 10 DOLLARS SO I BOUGHT THIS CHEAP ASS DDOSING PROGRAM I WILL TERMINATE YOUR FUCKING INTERNET AND YOU FUCKING WILL FUCKING NOT FUCKING HAVE FUCKING CONN-FUCKING-NECTION
Chad: ...
Squeaker: THE FUCK IS THAT IM TAKING AWAY YOUR INTERNET FUCKING BITCH
chad: cool
Squeaker: WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT WORK
chad: because i have a vpn are you dumb
Squeaker: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE-
Squeaker was removed from the party
chad: Xbox Live Parties in a nutshell.

by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna April 19, 2021

Luxury Garden Party

A Luxury Garden Party is a euphemism for sexual encounters that usually occur in open air, outdoor locales and environs and involve a bathtub, shower stall, or hot tub/jacuzzi. Ideally, the textbook luxury garden party will involve a hot tub or jacuzzi during the late spring or summer months in an outside setting, two or more women at least 85% naked and that rate at least 8.5 to a full 10 on the Richter scale, two or more bottles of VSOP, one fruit plate and an hors d'evours platter from your local Publix, Whole Foods, or deli/caterer of your choice.

The best part of my business trip was the wonderful luxury garden party hosted by the two wonderful Korean ladies that were staying in the hotel room next to mine.

by Muhammad's Marauders December 14, 2010

two-party cuck

A two-party cuck is a person who is either voting for Hillary Clinton (Democrat) or Donald Trump (Republican) or someone who tries to coerce/manipulate other people into voting for the Democratic candidate or the Republican candidate telling them that voting for a third-party (Gary Johnson or Jill Stein) is a "wasted vote".

Dylan told me to vote for Hillary Clinton because he thinks voting for Gary Johnson is a "wasted vote", he's such a two-party cuck.

by Nocturnic Wolf October 3, 2016

Australian Labour Party

The political party that offers fairness, and equality in Australia, and tries to help all Australians, not just he wealthy.

Usually has to clean up the mess the evil Liberal Party has made, as the liberals usually run a state or country into the ground.

How anyone could vote for the liberals is beyond me.

I swear, this country is fucked up, when a man as evil as howard actually wins a 4th term.

What have we become?

by why vote for liberals? October 9, 2004

scottish nazi party

Another name for the fascist hate group known as the Scottish national party this group has a bigot as a leader and wishes to destroy my grand nation (UK) and is so misguided thinks the EU is good

Vote Scottish Nazi Party to end the evil empire of the UK

Normal person: fuck no

by DuncsGaming December 4, 2013

Boner at a dinner party

1. Literally, a situation that may cause discomfort to both the bonee, and other parties involved, in a formal setting (i.e. a dinner party).
2. Used as an expression, it signifies something or someone unwanted or out of place, something in an unsuitable setting.

1. Nobody appreciated when Alan got a boner at Alice's dinner party.
2. When Doug arrived at his niece's 3rd birthday party wearing assless chaps, all the guests agreed he was a boner at a dinner party.

by Apple Fraz March 10, 2011

The White Trash Party

This is an annual party thrown to celebrate simply being a trash bag. Trashy or "ratchet" dress and behavior is mandatory at the event. Public display of all tramp stamps, weave tracks, and nipple rings is also encouraged. The White Trash Party is the one day of the year where a girl/guy can dress as trashy as she/he wants and no one will say anything about it.

This year at the event, the title of Miss/Mr. Trash will be given to the person who best embodies the theme. The winner will receive a special prize(s) they're amazing as well as being a judge for next party's winner.

the following will receive additional point towards winning:

-arriving on a motorcycle, lawn mower, or 4-wheeler (alyssa)
-parking your trailer out front to stay the night
-bringing a small child to the party (bonus for offspring**)

-bringing your cousin (must also be significant other/spouse****)

"Wow, I saw a lot of b-holes at jake's White Trash Party"

"I wonder which 40 year old Sierra will hook up with at this year's White Trash Party"

"I lost a few nails at the White Trash Party, I hope your dog didn't eat them" - Lauren

by LL COOLJAKE August 4, 2014