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To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!
"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"
by RTR. October 23, 2008
Get the One off the top mug.where a person stays off school/college for a certain amount of time via sleeping in before going into the educational vacility
luke: i might sleep off first lesson tommorow
ryan: why?
luke: got overdue coursework. cba to do it tonight.
ryan: why?
luke: got overdue coursework. cba to do it tonight.
by LukeG33 February 8, 2009
Get the Sleep off mug.A castrated homosexual, used to describe those who, while driving, commit any of the following transgressions:
1)Sit still at a green light.
2)Change lanes more that three times on the same block
3) cut off another drive (some exceptions, see #4)
4)Speed up when another driver uses their signal, so as to prevent the changing of lanes
5) Plays Chicken at a stop sign without right-of way
6) Goes under the speed limit at ANY time.
Also used to describe cyclists who insist on using two lane, two way roads.
1)Sit still at a green light.
2)Change lanes more that three times on the same block
3) cut off another drive (some exceptions, see #4)
4)Speed up when another driver uses their signal, so as to prevent the changing of lanes
5) Plays Chicken at a stop sign without right-of way
6) Goes under the speed limit at ANY time.
Also used to describe cyclists who insist on using two lane, two way roads.
1) Let me over, you sawed-off cocksucker, or I WILL run you into the median!!!
2) Can't these sawed-off cocksuckers find another place to ride they're fucking bikes?
3) Green means GO, you sawed-off-cocksucking-piece-of-shit!!!!!
2) Can't these sawed-off cocksuckers find another place to ride they're fucking bikes?
3) Green means GO, you sawed-off-cocksucking-piece-of-shit!!!!!
by urdoingitwrong! October 3, 2009
Get the sawed-off cocksucker mug.A coversation between two or more people saying awkward things. Whoever says the most awkward thing wins.
Person 1: Wanna have an Awkward-off?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: I made love to your sister last night.
Person 2: Ive gone gay for Justin Bieber.
Person 1: Okay you win.
Person 2: Sure.
Person 1: I made love to your sister last night.
Person 2: Ive gone gay for Justin Bieber.
Person 1: Okay you win.
by Awkward-off time!!! August 13, 2010
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