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Grump Job 

A blow job performed with Game Grumps playing in the background instead of Netflix.
I gave my boyfriend the hottest Grump job during the Wind Waker let’s play last night
Grump Job by Pink Rival December 12, 2018
Related Words
job Jobby jobber Jobe JoBro jobo job corps jobbie jobless Jobsworth

Guilty job 

When a girl ,who is in a relationship with somebody else, crys and says how she should not be doing this but still continues to finish the job
Guy 1- "Damn bro did you see that girl?" "Too bad she's got a boyfriend." Guy 2- "yeah she won't let you hit it, but she sure will give you a guilty job"
Guilty job by Shaddrick January 24, 2019

Blog job 

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.
- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...
Blog job by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019

lamp job 

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
lamp job by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019
Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)
Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.
Bro Job by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019

Suck job 

When someone orally penetrates your penis.
Maria, did you do a suck job last night?
Suck job by mynamesuckslol March 17, 2019