twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.

Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'

by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 9, 2012

you got it bad

When it has been 36 years and you think of her every day. When you cry as you type this. When you see her in your mind's eye, and she's so young and beautiful in her jeans, with the pink belt. When you realise you can't live without her, but it's way too late for that

I was the one who wanted to split. And she did everything she could to drive me crazy. Till she could finally have the satisfaction of telling me: you got it bad

by CCPhilly May 26, 2017

could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.

1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016

You look like

A phrase you hear before a fight

kid: boy you look like a train with no chimney, you look like something out of the movie wall-e
kid 2: let's go

by whah July 25, 2020

Let you down

a thing that Rick astley would never dop

"Never gonna let you down"

by jordan poole fan March 15, 2021

Why you so?

Something you say to confuse your friends, due to it lacking an adjective

Me: Dave, why you so?
Dave: So what?
Me: Why you so?
(Dave breaks down into tears because he's so damn confused)

by Fus February 1, 2013

You ain't a'woofin

Used to express acknowledgment of the obvious.

Person A: Im about to freeze to death and turn into a popsicle !

Person B: You ain't a'woofin !

by Eigo Sensei August 19, 2010