John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith 

His name is my name ,too.

Whenever we go out, the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith DADADADA. It's goddamn annoying. I wish they'd all go back to their own lives.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith by J.J.J. Smith III Esq. August 25, 2008

John Henry  

A term used to describe a mostly smoked or nearly empty bowl of marijuana. Often shortened to "JH."

"Gross. That was a total John Henry hit."

John Henry by Bazzy_J February 12, 2009

Umar Johnson 

a pan africanist who will one day open up a mental hospital for coons

Black man: I love white women
Person 2: Be careful before Umar Johnson puts you in his hospital

Umar Johnson by Wakawakababyohyehhhh July 11, 2021

elton john

the gayist piano player to ever play. Usually like to
a. play the piano
b. suck cock
c. suck some more cock
and d. suck some even more cock

elton john can suck my cock (actually i take that back he probally will)

elton john by M. lawrence February 9, 2007

Wesley Johnson 

A basketball player who tore it up at Syracuse, won Big East Player of the Year and is set to make some noise in the NBA. Plays the 2 or the 3, has a sweet J, can jump out of the gym and crashes the boards on both ends. He also smiles a lot and looks like John Legend.

Wesley Johnson with put back jam!

Wesley Johnson by buffalo333 July 5, 2010

John Thomas Cock Addiction 

a wide spread disease across the united states, symptoms include: dry mouth, erections, diarrhea, and a larger appetite. The disease is very contagious, and harmful.

i heard max has the John Thomas Cock Addiction, I feel terrible for him.

John Thomas Cock Addiction by 419 ballers April 22, 2009

John 

John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool

I asked john to do my math homework because I was falling behind

John by Omg283 August 21, 2014