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Red Vs Blue

One of the funniest comedy websites available on the internet. The creators use linked X-boxes along with their Halo games to make a comedy based in the popular "Blood Gulch" map. Definately worth a look.
www.redvsblue.com
Dude, did you catch the newest Red vs Blue? It's fan-fucking-tastic!

Church:Tex walked up to him, pulled his skull out of his head, and beat him to death with it.

Blue:Wait a second...how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.

Church:That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

Jimmy:THIS DOESN'T *WHAM* SEEM PHYSICALLY *WHAM* POSSIBLE!
by bAc0Nb0Y February 14, 2004
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honky tonk blues

when someone is so strung out on methamphetamine and horny but can't get a hard-on
I had a bad case of the honky tonk blues last night!
by kahoutek July 2, 2009
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Blue smurf cat

a tiny cat-smurf like creatue. They mostly live in packs of 6 and up to 9. They enjoy living, laughing, and lying.
We live, we laugh, we lie blue smurf cat.
by RGB the dog September 27, 2023
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blue-footed shmowlguin

a blue-footed booby bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.
The blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying "Eat mor Chikin" and "Hug the Tree-Nymphs!"
by Penguino170 May 26, 2009
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Blue Sonic Fuck

To fuck a girl with blue hair with the speed of Sonic the Hedgehog
See that hottie over there? I just blue sonic fucked her
by YourMaster February 11, 2009
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pabst blue ribbon

Chuck Mclain's back sweat!
by Alex February 14, 2005
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Blue Screen of Death

1. It occur when YOU majorly fuck up, it doesn't occur ramndomly.

2. Message telling you to get a XP
1. Idiot: How long have you own your Windows XP
Me: Two years.
Idiot: Wow, it must be tough
Me: How so?
Idiot: You know, having to deal with all those BSODs
Me: Oh yeah, those two times were dreadful
Idoit: Two times? How often are you on your computer? Once every six months?
Me: How about everyday?
Idiot: You should buy a Mac, you won't get the BSOD
Me: Oh yeah, I would love to own a OS that crashes four times a day.
Idiot:....Shut up.

2. Idiot: I got the Blue Screen of Death again!
Me: What version do you own?
Idiot: Windows 95
Me: Then get a XP!
Idiot: What for?
Me: Oy.
by Tonio31 August 28, 2006
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