Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.

Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

The poop sweats

When your lower belly aches, you feel a sudden hot rush to your butthole but can't get to the shitter anytime soon. The sweats kick in and you're forced to wait in pure agony until the feeling passes.

Man, that mexican from last night really gave me the poop sweats.

by Bjakeolsaari95 May 7, 2020

Poop ninja

A two person game in which one person lies on their back with pants either off or around their ankles, shooting projectile turds from their anus at player two, whom of which has a sword in hand in the hopes of cutting the projectile turds out of the air a la fruit ninja.

Jim: Hey Sarah, want to play a rousing game of poop ninja?
Sarah: Sure Jim! Just give me 25 minutes to finish digesting my lunch.

by Tommy dugan June 14, 2023

Poop Butt Seggies

when you shit in a girls ass causing her to cum twice as fast, then cum in her eyes and yell "seggies time"

"yeah me and my girl had poop butt seggies it was hot"

by Pogoxman January 1, 2021

poom poop

When a really autistic guy talks about feces

OR the idea of women sharting out their puss

Guy: "Darel can you hop on Fortnite?"
Darel (autism): "narrhh irm doinsg a poom poop"
Guy: "what"
Darel: "eheueuhrhrhe"

Girl: "I'm really glad poom poop isn't a real thing"
other girl: "yh me too.. *poom poops*"

by THEpoompoop May 27, 2024

Booty Poop

When you're twerking n' your Booty be jiggling so hard you Poop.

'My Booty jiggled to hard and I Booty Pooped.'

by BootyPooper April 18, 2022

poop

the stuff that cums outa yo buttttttt!

dat poop is bad

by anonymous April 23, 2021