4 definition by The Blowmaster

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A boot.

When it rains, I put on some crotch high Louisianas so my feet don't get wet.

by The Blowmaster December 20, 2017

The state of Louisiana.

Every holiday I visit my family in my home state of Boot and it makes me want to cry.

by The Blowmaster December 20, 2017

The intense feeling of pleasure and relief, similar in magnitude to an orgasm, which comes from completing a really arduous bitch task.

I finally submitted all of my transcripts for the quarter; I nearly had an ughgasm

by The Blowmaster September 30, 2020

The secrets your butt is hiding from the world.

Today I found out my butt was hiding some serious poop from his spouse. They're getting a divorce.

by The Blowmaster December 20, 2017