a kid who is grunge or DIY. the "port" comes from the assumption that these kids smoke Newport cigarettes although they rarely do and tend to prefer Parliaments or Marlboro Reds, if any at all.
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The galaxy Andromeda moves 1,000,000,000,000,000 miles close to us.
Landen: Your mom gay
Adam: Your dad lesbian
Landen: Your sister a mister
Adam: Your brother a mother
Landen: Your grandpap a trap
Adam: Your granny tranny
Landen: Your aunt a croissant
Adam: Your species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!
Landen: ur god fraud
*universe explodes*
*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*
The galaxy Andromeda moves 1,000,000,000,000,000 miles close to us.
Landen: Your mom gay
Adam: Your dad lesbian
Landen: Your sister a mister
Adam: Your brother a mother
Landen: Your grandpap a trap
Adam: Your granny tranny
Landen: Your aunt a croissant
Adam: Your species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!
Landen: ur god fraud
*universe explodes*
*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*
Landen: ur mom gay
Adam: ur dad lesbian
Landen: ur sister a mister
Adam: ur brother a mother
Landen: ur grandpap a trap
Adam: ur granny tranny
Landen: ur aunt a croissant
Adam: ur species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!
Landen: ur god fraud
*universe explodes*
*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*
Adam: ur dad lesbian
Landen: ur sister a mister
Adam: ur brother a mother
Landen: ur grandpap a trap
Adam: ur granny tranny
Landen: ur aunt a croissant
Adam: ur species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!
Landen: ur god fraud
*universe explodes*
*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*
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