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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
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Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo Bean is a synonym for chickpea.
I had a one eyed Japanese woman garbanzo bean on my face for an extra yen or whatever current they use.
by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023
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Beaned on

To demoralize, roast, diss, shit on, etc

beaned on

beaning on

(to) bean on
Mike: “This team is trash! We’re beaning on them.”
Hunter: “Yea they’re getting beaned on.”
by MmmCoins February 8, 2022
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Bean Grill

Put the watermelon in the bean grill for 2 minutes
by Thegayestchinkintheworld May 17, 2023
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shnazzy beans

Shnazzy beans: a typical response to anything from something cool to a mundane comment. Can be used sarcastically, or genuinely. Depending on the person and circumstance.
by grammarnatzi April 12, 2016
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Bean pizza

The entire area in and around a woman's vagina .
I was hungry and my wife asked if I wanted to eat her bean pizza
by Salty cherrio July 27, 2025
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giverda beans

When you have to give a full send but beans are fucking life
That shit looks sketch, better giverda beans or you might not make it.
by ObamawantsmyM4 October 5, 2019
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