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missed the taco 

Missed the mark, did not make the goal.
missed the taco by kalikat35 February 22, 2015

stroking the tribble 

The act of masturbation by a female with a large amount of pubic hair.
I was watching porn the other day and found this video of a woman stroking the tribble.

choke the tool 

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.
I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool
choke the tool by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016

crushing the tomato 

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

bitchslap the trout 

A term used when a lesbian couple are having sex and one of them slaps the others vagina with extreme force.

It is also an insult to people as a mixture of 'Go fuck yourself.' or 'You done fucked up.' A termed first said by a youtuber named Rob Dyke.
Lesbian 1: "What are you going to do to me?"
Lesbian 2: "I'm going to Bitchslap the trout."

Man 1: "How dare you imply that I'm not a pokemon fan? Bitchslap the trout."
Man 2: "Holy shit my bad."

Springy The Trap 

A chill motherfucker who take no shit from anyone. Likes fire.
Springy The Trap needs to stop playing with fire. She's gonna kill everyone