dog cheese 

Dog cheese can also be reffered to as cheese. Cheese in this sense is a pile of crap, shit or manure.

im gonna fling this dog cheese at that window

dog cheese by Christine Andrews June 11, 2006

Make Cheese 

To "make cheese" is synonymous with to "go down on." Need I say more?

Melvin: I'd make cheese for her any day.

Make Cheese by Wacktackular January 24, 2009

Talking Cheese

When someone is insulting you or talking behind your back trying to start stuff with you.

Closely related to talking smack

Bro: "Man, you're such a faggot!"
You: "Why you gotta be talking cheese, man!? You wanna fight?"

Talking Cheese by Nopatophopanop November 16, 2011

Grilled Cheese 

Semen which, when ejaculated from the male erotic organ, is extremely "murky", "thick", or "chunky"; appearing to have the consistency of "Grilled Cheese."

Often used in conjunction with the words "sandwich", "party", or "adventure", it first appeared in modern literature around 325 AD during the Council of Nicaea when St. Alexander of Alexandria remarked to then Emperor, Constantine, that "Thine sinful Arians hast befouled our church in a manner which resembles the dripping of *grilled cheese* upon the forehead of a young concubine."

"That grilled cheese was Awesome."

He smothered her with copious amounts of grilled cheese.

"Your hands smell like grilled cheese.."

Grilled Cheese by Insesht September 13, 2011

rotten string cheese tampon 

used to describe only the most undescribable smells eminated from a woman.

oh god she smells like a rotten string cheese tampon that was left out in the sun all day just nasty.

rotten string cheese tampon by J D Martin April 16, 2008

Fumunda Cheese 

A distinct cheesy smell coming from the scrotal area.

"Hi Garett", said Kyle
"Well hello Kyle", said Garett
"What is that cheesey smell about you?", questions Kyle
"Why, thats Fumunda Cheese. Its from under your balls!" proclaimed Garett

Fumunda Cheese by Ky April 19, 2004

cheesedick 

-more vital way of describing an asshole
-when someone gets away with being an asshole and somehow ends up "innocent"

Best friend is dating your loved one while you're at work. When you're around, they acts like a family friend.

That guy is a fucking cheesedick

cheesedick by nicole April 18, 2004