birdie ointer

It is the term that refers to changing your name in your dream and remembering it.

I had a dream and I changed my name to birdie ointer

by yourmatebenjamingal September 21, 2021

Birding out

A state of mind: not acting right, acting strangely, thinking in an odd way
Synonyms: wack, acting like a crack head

"Shes birding out fr rn"
"Dude i'm birding out ngl"

by Lilygoose October 1, 2021

Birdbathing

The act of splish-splashing water from the sink onto your dick and balls, as mentioned in Ep. 22 of The Judgies: Josh Gets Roasted. Can also be used as "birdbathin'" or "birdbathin' it"

"When I was birdbathing after doing the business, a house centipede made a mad dash for the ol' cock and ball."

by commie_scum October 1, 2021

birdlow

The biggest bird of them all. Someone who supervises a paving crew, but isn't aloud to drive the steam roller because of a previous DUI.

Fuck off birdlow, go get your 636B and start rolling

by porkercon October 6, 2021

Birding

When you sit across from a mirror while watching a movie or reading, so you can look up and grin at yourself during the good parts, and pretend that you're not alone. Like a caged bird interacting with its own reflection.

I'm usually birding when I read fan fiction, since no one gets as excited about my OTP as I do. Birding is like having a best friend who shares all your opinions!

by Dropped my thought October 8, 2021

Birdy

Just handsome

Birdy is so handsome

by 鳥 November 21, 2021

Birding

The act sending someone a picture or link that is totally unrelated to the current conversation in order to redirect conversation away from an important topic or question. IE Britney starts a conversation with Jessica on a sensitive subject and Jessica responds with an unrelated picture of a bird.

I’m tired of Jessica always birding me when I try to have a serious conversation about our relationship status.

by Justsomedudewithaface November 21, 2021