Rock hard chest

Girls with smaller, average sized boobs that feel hard as a rock.

These girls’s breasts fun to hold and fondle.

I was doing it with her while her boyfriend was away. I fondled her boobs and they were really small and felt very hard. She’s got one rock hard chest. But she’s so sweet to me.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".

"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"

by KokomoBro May 19, 2018

stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

rock hard

a band created by danman in 2022

the band rock hard is a ok band

by Danmahn December 1, 2022

nasty ass rock

crack

Hobo 1: Mmm that nasty ass rock was good

Hobo 2: bitch

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 4, 2023

Classic-Rock

One of the last remaining genres of music that hasn't been abused to hell.

Guy Who Listens To Pop Music: HEY BRO YO CAN I CRASH HERE YOLO

Guy Who Listens to Classic-Rock: No, you are a stupid douche, come back when you have a real taste in music and culture.

by ThatGuyWhoPostsDefinitionsOnUD December 18, 2012

Rock Bottom Pussy

Guilty pleasure pussy. Usually an ex who has a good pussy and you keep coming back even when you have a girl.

She got that rock bottom pussy

by JokDok April 3, 2022