Gee like a wizards sleeve

An Irish term, particularly used in the north of Dublin, means the unholy sight of an incredibly loose pussy.

"Danny, I saw you were with Laura last night."
"Yeah, she had a gee like a wizards sleeve."

by seshman42 December 27, 2016

like a mile of bad road

Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.

“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”

Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers

by IKISME December 20, 2020

SEAN O’BRIEN LIKES DARCEY

Like literally the biggest crush ever. He would bike 11 hours to the Hague for her

The love is in the air

Man i wished i loved my girl like SEAN does
SEAN O’BRIEN LIKES DARCEY to the moon and back
He really is a legit jigga

by tylerddier November 21, 2021

I'd hit that like Chornobaivka

A phrase which may be used conversationally to signal one's interest in having sex with a another person enough times to lose count.

*Attractive person walks in the door*
Person 1: Whoa, did you see the hottie that just walked in the door?
Person 2: Hell yeah, I'd hit that like Chornobaivka!

by TechSmurf July 28, 2022

more like your wishtory

A phrase you say to someone when they are telling a story about their past and altering it to make them look good

Jessica: "Back in Junior year, I was in such great shape! Half the hockey team asked me to go to the prom!"
Blake: "Bitch, please!! I was there and that is more like your wishtory than what happened. You had 13 more sundaes a week than the average person!"

by von groovy June 8, 2019

I feel like dog

Colloquial phrase short for "I feel like dogshit." It means 'I don't feel well" physically, mentally, or both.

"Hey man, how are you doing?"
"Doing fine, hbu?"
"Not so well, man. I feel like dog right now."

by TheUltimateCunningLinguist April 16, 2022

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023