Job

many people think your name is is job. when really it’s pronounced “Jobe” and everytime someone says “job” instead of “jobe” your like “nigga kys” Job is a badass and will fuck ya bitch

random nigga: yo what up “job

Job: my name is pronounced “jobe” my nigga

random nigga: damn.

by bingusbump January 14, 2019

Wog job

When two people, generally of European ethnicity that has been called a wog before, are doing some sort of work around the house by any means (usually cheap) but one of them stand there and talk trash the entire time. Then proceeds to take partial credit later when the job is done.

Person 1: *Doing hard work, like fixing up a backyard gate*
Person 2: Yeah, this is boring. Oh, you need that tool over there? I cbf getting it. Dude, you're so uptight.

Later on...
Person 2: Oh, we sorted that gate out for you and it won't cause you any more problems.
Person 1: Oh, you lazy wog piece of sh-
Person 2: Alright, we'll be off now. *Damn, these wog jobs are such a breeze*

by Dannyboy51196 June 12, 2018

Bean Job

The act of having sexual intercourse with an African American woman whom is covered in bushes baked beans, while sitting in a reclining chair, while there is complete silence, with a candle to your left, as cars 2 is playing in the background and , whispering softly to you “this nigga eatin beans”.

Damn dude shaqesha just gave me a bean job so good I never wanted to get up

by Dat_Last_Bastion June 19, 2018

glitter job

A blow job from an extremely shiny, yet expensive hooker.

Hey dude, why are your pants so shiny?

Got a glitter job last night. Expensive af, but worth it.

by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018

Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.

I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Job

Something that Tim doesn’t have

Tim doesn’t read English well so he can’t get a job.

by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018

Jim Job

Poor craftsmanship, primarily in the state of Florida.

I hired a contractor to renovate my home and I ended up getting a Jim Job

by urbandic1234 July 21, 2018