COCK-Sponge

an absorbent, flacid penis.

"Quilted quicker picker uppper, COCK-Sponge

by ramuh3 October 2, 2006

rum cock

Sort of like an NRB, but the australian version.

I've just put away 12 blackrats and the sight of your mum is giving me rum cock

by drewchristx July 23, 2005

cock smore

A sexual act in which a man's gentals are smothered in jet-puffed marshmallow topping, chocolate syrup, and gently wedged between two halves of a graham cracker. This act has been slow in gaining popularity because performing it often involves biting.

Baby, i'm tired of your guacamole blowjobs. Will you give me a cock smore?

by Joseph Guevara, Chris Curry, and Drew Prindle December 11, 2007

Cock block

The act of one male hanging around a female he likes to deter other males from talking to her.

I really like Janet but that guy is totally cock blocking her.

by Jax_666 January 2, 2008

cock in the wind

The process of being disturbed during masturbation

"I had my cock in the wind the other night after my brother walked in on me at the most inappropriate of moments."

by Condatredonum January 9, 2008

cock crepe

When a female grabs a males ballsack and proceeds to wrap it around the shaft of the penis creating a very thin layer of skin and covering it with her favorite syrup.

Sara gave Paul a Cock Crepe over the weekend, its her favorite evening dish. I heard she used hot maple syrup.

by Elite Sambo July 2, 2008

Cock Doctor

Someone who engages in sexual behaviour with members of the same sex.

"Susith is such a cock doctor!"

by TimmyN August 20, 2008