nostril sex

This is a form of sex that inlcudes 3 people. One guy, one girl, and some ugly ass dude. This happens when the guy sticks his dick into a girls nostril and she jerks it in her nostril. Then the man jizzes into the girl's nose. The ugly ass dude must take the picture in order for it to count.

Yo, me and Rachele had some sweet nostril sex and Mike Z took the picture.

by Jewboy Fresh April 11, 2008

Sex Story

A story about sex that is used to turn you on. You can also call it erotica.

Nina was masturbating on the couch when her boyfriend, Chris, came home. "Hey, babe. Whatcha doing?" he asked. She grabbed his hand and pulled him towards her. They began to kiss passionately. Chris reached down and fingered Nina, while she moaned with pleasure. She crouched down, pulled out his dick, and stroked it while giving him a blow job. He sighed. Nina gave the best BJs. After a while, they were ready for real fucking, so Nina straddled Chris and slowly slid his penis into her vagina. She rode that cock like a pro, literally jumping up and down with each thrust. "Oh, Chris!" she moaned. When they were done, they fell asleep on the couch together. In the morning, Nina woke up Chris and said, "want some more?"- That's my own original sex story.

by rnadompreson June 18, 2018

Air sex

The art of performing sex without a partner, as air guitar is without a guitar. So in essence masturbation.

I flunked with the ladies last night and had to go home, watch some porn and perform air sex.

Ladies are ok but there is far less hassle with air sex.

by BDcoast January 8, 2013

Sex Goddess

A girl who can please anyone, anywhere, anytime, any gender, or with any part of her body. Must have great breast, face, ass, and DSLs are recomended.

MAN 1: dude, that preachers daughter turned out to be a sex goddess.
MAN 2: No way! stop bull shittin.
MAN 1: i aint. i swear. she got me going during the church service and finished me off in the confession booth after everyone left.
MAN 2: lucky bastard!

by nosrac selon June 9, 2011

Sex kitten

A phrase given to a toy or person who is uncontrollably sexy in life, the bedroom, or wherever the sexyness is desired

Sex kitten: stephanie, playboy bunny, a kinky vibrator, or a person wearing sexy clothes

by miss. mercury July 20, 2010

phone sex

for times when your either too scared for real sex or, no one will have sex with you, phone sex is pretty fun. its also good for laughs. i mean you could do the whole role play thing or tell the other person what youd like to do and or that your already doing it... in some strange way, or you can just masturbate along with the other person, the girl sreaming and moaning and the guy breathing heavily and such. you might even go for "ohh your voice is so hot" or "im so wet" or "i only wanna please you"?? ... but just dont do the "i want u to have my kids" that pretty werid unless ur serious and u know the person rele wants your kids and can haddle that sick form of dirty tlking.

::phone rings::
boy: hey wats up. girl: ...na na nothing.... boy: ... wat r u doing? girl: oooooh my gooood. boy: need some help?
girl: ....::moaning::
later leads into phone sex
girl:hey guess wat i had sex with "brady bunch" again
friend: ...over the phone? girl: ... yes... it was hoooot!

by idostilettos February 26, 2007

gag sex

A sexual act in which the gratification of a male is heightened by forcively causing a female to gag or choke on his erect penis. Usually her gagging being the focus of his arousal.

A fairly clean umbrella term referring to irrumatio, throat fucking, face fucking, skull fucking or sometimes just regular deep throat.

I demanded gag sex from my girlfriend last night, she gags quite nicely on cock.

You're probably fantasizing about gag sex with the girl in those Bustedtees adds as you are reading this!

by Notcon55 January 28, 2009