skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.

Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

meat sledding

Where you and another person sled but one of the participants is inserted into the other.

DD and D1G went meat sledding.

by Ejire December 12, 2017

meat jet

When you fuck someone into oblivion

Guy 1: Hey remember Rebecca what happened to her br
Guy 2: I meat jetted her ass bro

by Zander x player December 18, 2017

meat whirl

Smacking a girl in the face with a penis covered in Arby’s sauce.

“When he gave her a sloppy meat whirl Arby’s sauce got all over the walls, curtains and dog.”

by Savage burrito December 18, 2017