pink bean pocket

1) Food, variation on the bean pocket

1 cup pink beans, drained
6 sausages, unwrapped
4 oz cheddar
1 oz mexican seasoning
1 package crescent roll

Heat + Mix sausage, beans, seasoning in skillet
Separate dough into 4 rectangles, fill, top with cheese, and fold. Press with fork to seal.
Bake 13 to 15 minutes, serve hot.

2) Vagina.

I can't believe how juicy your pink bean pocket was after all six unwrapped sausages were inside! Were they all Italian, or was it a multicultural experience?

by r0b0c0d January 13, 2022

minnesotan hot pocket

The act of when you piss into a condom and freeze it. After it is frozen you shove the condom into your partners vagina/ass. Then during climax you have to say "YES YES YES YES YES YEEEEEESS"

Chad: Jenny said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so I told her I'll give her a Minnesotan hot pocket tonight.

Brad: Dude you should totally she would cum so fast

by pteater January 14, 2022

out of pocket

when someone is out of pocket they are simply having no filter in a conversation or with a statement

leo: that girl’s got a phatty 3000 i’d love to send her some booty pics
me: bro, ur out of pocket

by Coolchick3345 January 22, 2022

Vail Hot Pocket

Eating a pepperoni from a DiGiorno pizza off a naked girls butthole. Preferably in the kitchen.

While vacationing in Vail my girlfriend put a pepperoni slice from a DiGiorno pizza on her butthole and told me to eat it. She called this the “vail Hot Pocket” and became a tradition whenever eating a pizza.

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Ring yo pockets

They're going to try and fight you. If someone says this you better run, you gonna die.

This is also a sign they won't go down in your fight, and unless you fear nothing I recommend not continuing and running faster than Usain bolt could ever dream of going.

Person 1: WHY DID YOU FUCK MY GIRl

Person 2: waIT I DiDNT

Person 1: BULLSHIT, RING YO POCKETS BITCH

Person 2: NOOOOOOOO-

Person 2 was found dead the next day, do better than them, don't die a bitch

by Maybe_a_person January 5, 2022

Out of Pocket

adjective

1. Humorous but extraordinarily random and out of place.

"Dude that joke was so out of pocket!"

by camo_man February 10, 2022

Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022