si va a letto

"si va a letto" it's an expression used to describe the exact moment in which you are going to take a nap, or most likely, you are going to sleep.

"ma ora che si fa?"
"si va a letto!/si va a lettuccio!/ci si va a riposa!"

by Federico Carli May 29, 2024

Moving Bags of Lettuce

A phrase used to describe something that:
A) should be incredibly simple, but is instead quite complicated
B) should be easy, but instead requires immense effort
C) seems like it should take only a short while to accomplish, but instead takes exponentially longer than expected

The phrase appears to have originated from a conversation between an engineer and his sister early in 2024. The story goes that in describing his day, he was explaining a conveyor belt that he was designing. Intending to use “like” as a filler word, he said, “It’s just, like, moving bags of lettuce! It shouldn’t be so hard!” His sister, thinking he was using some new expression she had never heard, asked him to explain what he meant by, “like moving bags of lettuce.” Thus the expression was born.

My work was terribly difficult today. I felt like I was moving bags of lettuce.

Changing that tire was like moving bags of lettuce. It took three hours longer than I thought it would have.

by The Guy from Up North September 22, 2024

I'm not letting you make that point

If it was don't mess with our kids your kids would have stopped getting molested and killed you fucking assholes. Is that another mass stabbing? Do we ban knifes or is maybe something else causing that? Because you're going to blame a broader systemic problem but I'm here to tell you exactly what you're doing that would cause ME to stab up your kids. So did waiting until after HE did it help you in any way?

Hym "I'm not letting you make that point with me. So did you try to make it with him? Cause the was another mass stabbing so it CLEARLY isn't the guns. The last shooting only had 2 victims. This stabbing had 4. Do we ban the knives? No because that would be fucking stupid. He probably had some kind of individualized problem that he was incapable or obstructed from solving. I wonder what it was!"

by Hym Iam January 13, 2025

New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025

Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat

Calou get grounses goanimate pee you
GoAnimate

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Grounded now Pee duvayou
Dot net mikrosoft mikrosoft mikrosoft mikrosoft Dora's Dad: HAHA I GOT UR BUTT NOW TIME TO GET OFF THE PANTS

Dora: *randomly scretches* Pee duvayou nibba bubba dubba boooooooo

Dora's Dad: Pee snobsjbsinnwubsjnnaonwobs you fat slob Dora peehead

Dora: pee pee pee pee pee

Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat
(insert minion here)

RRRR UUUU Y T YYURU U
Gigi Astro

Dandy will go drink a bottle of pesticide

Dora this is burritotototototo Dora: Let's jiggle firey's and coiny's butt

WHAT THE BOOG?! It seems like Giggly Glacier FINALLY has a sequel!!Travel across the Gigglayas and discover ancient history, Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououuderetches lets go eat
Dora pee duvayou Bejrovbooty see him

Bejroogar

Lonnie Benningfield Junior

The sticky clima

Meghívó

Baja

Baja

Baja

Baja

Baja
MAAAAAAXIIMUUUUM Maaaaaayyyyyuoouououude it lets go eat

Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

What the boig!?! It seems like Giggly Glacier FINALLY has a sequel!! Travel across the Gigglayas and discover ancient history, maybe some ARCTIC ANTICs...
Prepare for the ultimate level!!! 1234567890

by Bluetext6572 May 23, 2025

National Henry Letham Edit Day

June 20th. A completely unofficial (but emotionally important) holiday where mentally ill creatives, film buffs, and sad little editors gather to make the most devastating, cinematic, gut-wrenching video edits in honor of Henry Letham — the tragic, reality-warping icon from the film Stay (2005). Expect Radiohead songs, glitched-out transitions, rainy cityscapes, and captions like “I wish I could disappear” or “he was just a boy with too many thoughts.”

The goal? To emotionally destroy your followers and maybe yourself too.

Watched a Henry Letham edit with piano music and slow fades… didn’t say a word for like 20 minutes. National Henry Letham Edit Day just hits different.

by 3vylvn June 20, 2025

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025