pupil job

The act of penetrating someones eyes, particularly the centre.

"Denji wants to give Makima a Pupil job"

by Japanese Flag Lover March 6, 2024

Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.

Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.

by Griggle May 25, 2024

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice

"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"

by sethishot69420 April 30, 2023

Gib Gob a Job

When you give a goblin a job, and he winds up sending your company into the underworld because he's outlived the board with his 300 years of pension backing him.

Will often turn Yellow once they find out about the Simpsons, White People, and Thorium.

example: Bill Gates

The Did(diddo)'s gib gob a job, evidence were real.

by Bongchillacoppa January 25, 2024

On the job

a police officer or other law enforcement agent. sometimes undercover.

"Take it easy officers. I'm on the job."

by Almostblue62 September 16, 2021

eve jobs

Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.

Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.

by silentsilence August 11, 2023

zam job

When an elderly women is sucking you off and getting your cock wet and gives you a handjob to make your dick dry

My grandma gave me a zam job at Christmas dinner

by Glenn McCard January 13, 2018