4 definitions by Spacecadet
1) Frank: "Where is John today?"
Bill: "John is at church Christing off"
2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"
3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"
Bill: "John is at church Christing off"
2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"
3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"
by Spacecadet August 14, 2012
According to Monty Python (in The Meaning of Life):
The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whiz
as fast as it can go
(that's the speed of light you know!
12 million miles a second- and that's the fastest speed there is.)
So just remember next time you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth!
The Universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
in all of the directions it can whiz
as fast as it can go
(that's the speed of light you know!
12 million miles a second- and that's the fastest speed there is.)
So just remember next time you're feeling very small and insecure
how amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'cause there's bugger all down here on earth!
by Spacecadet July 7, 2004
by Spacecadet May 17, 2019