Pre-Dicked

When you masturbate before having sex

I could not finish last night because I pre-dicked.

by BigDaddyBeefStick69 November 21, 2017

Doo dick

When a girl lets u do anal but she shits on ur dick giving u a doo dick

"Hell no! She gave me a doo dick, damn she shit on my dick!"

by Nephson June 13, 2016

dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008

dick-cending

Dick-cending is an expression meaning that a dick, or a dick shape photobombed a picture you have taken.

"omg look there is a dick in my selfie"
"It's dick-cending"

by kenny sucks cock May 29, 2017

Dick Chase

When a job you worked hard on turns up to yield no results.

When something you worked hard on or hoped for does not come to be.

"I spent hours last night looking for my phone."

"Did you find it?"

"No, it was a total Dick Chase."

by the hungry child May 21, 2013

angels dick

The smallest thing in existence similar to the size of 1/100 of an atom.

Wow that dude has an angels dick she couldn’t even feel it

by I_Have_The_Largest_Penis March 3, 2018

Dick Lava

When you get repeatedly punched in the balls and you ejaculate a blood-semen mixture.

After Stacy found out I cheated on her with her sister I spewed dick lava for a week.

by BustyBlondie15 October 14, 2017