Reverse Cum Slap

When a girl slaps a guy in the face with his own seamen.

Are you serious? Did you just reverse cum slap me? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU WHORE!

Opposite of cum slap

by PuntaCana March 13, 2010

bloody cum fart

its when the guy does the girl up ass, and blows it up there, after she is bleeding, she farts, and the cum comes bubbling out all red from the blood

Last ngiht, Kels gave Nancy a bloody cum fart

by Mike April 29, 2003

Cum-Rock Candy

Cum-Rock Candy is a confection made with cum and sugar.

We all jacked off in a beaker, added some sugar, and put it in the candy maker, so we'll have Cum-Rock Candy soon!

by eda-skip October 8, 2021

cum fried eggs

when a guy shoves a raw egg inside a girls vag/a guy's ass and then fucks them really hard until the egg breaks then she stands over a frying pan while the eggs drip into it.

fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness

then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs

omfg that gorgeous guy in grade 12 that does dance with a hole in his ear made me some taasty cum fried eggs last night!

by jadesapenis May 13, 2010

the Cincinnati cum slinger

To build up ones urge to sploog after whackin' one off in front of an audience of young females and finally letting it loose while violently whipping his penis around like a sprinkler.

" I thought i was in love with Brian, But the TRUE LOVE CAME as he did The Cincinnati Cum Slinger all over my pretty little face!"

by brian bays April 12, 2010

cum on my face

A phrase typically used in pornos where one partner (hopefully a woman) desires the other to explode their load on to their face.

Yes!...oh Cum On My Face.

by Apple Sauce Q April 23, 2016

cum-sucking asshole

A cum-sucking asshole is a guy whose butt-hole seems to suck a cumgasm out of you (also refers to Donald Trump and his Trumpettes)

I know a few guys in the second squadron who are cum-sucking assholes!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021