simp

When a fella (markus black) always afk "having a shower" whilst on the phone to a girl he hasnt even met yet.

"I dont wanna be here"

Markus: wanna stay at mine then its all right

What a fucken simp

by MR_Googy September 8, 2020

Simp

Ryan

You’re such a Ryan for wanting to date that girl even though you have no chance. Simp

by EmonightmareV July 28, 2021

simp

A guy who puts the hoes before the bros

"nate why are you putting me in the trunk"

"because we're am i gonna put the girls"

"your being such a simp"

by anonymous December 3, 2020

Simp

Smitty

Smitty simpin

by anonymous December 6, 2020

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros.

Kyle is a major simp for ditching us for those hoes.

by The Negotiator 747 July 14, 2020

Simp

A guy who would do anything for pussy but never gets it. Would literally ditch the boys to hang with the girls just to be friendzoned and called the gay best friend. Usually named Jacob

Guy 1: omg you are really going to hang with girls instead of the boys?
Guy 2: yea im trying to get my dick wet
Guy 1: you never get pussy all the girls friend zoned you! You’re such a simp!

by Thatpussman January 16, 2020

simp

Anyone named Matthew

"Matthew simp"

by im god May 3, 2020