Blessing the Tea 

Bringing undue gravity or religious, spiritual or philosophical contexts to situations that are inconsequential to others in your social sphere.

I know you liked the movie, but I kind of feel like you were blessing the tea by relating it to my relationship with my father and then starting to cry. It was a Rob Schneider movie, after all.

Blessing the Tea by poopygrim February 21, 2011

draw the toucan 

to connect the dots; see the big picture. (reference to the child's activity)

woah, the water was hot in the shower, the sink and the room was boiling. Now we're starting to draw the toucan, if you know what I mean.

draw the toucan by Thorbepraised March 13, 2011

Toss the Tankage 

manually relieving a man

give relief by hand to a man.Toss the tankage

Toss the Tankage by Bangacha August 27, 2011

hide the thing 

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.

where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...

hide the thing by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

tweedling the taco 

the act of female masturbation

She was all horned up and had plans of going home and just tweedling the taco for awhile.

tweedling the taco by freepster November 5, 2012

twindle the twine 

To masturbate

So, Adrian, did you twindle the twine last night?

twindle the twine by AIDS Donkey September 1, 2012

The Curse of the Tumblogger 

A curse that affects those who Blog on Tumblr. They stay on Tumblr, refreshing their dashboard in hopes of another post, until early morning hours. But when they finally go to bed, they are plagued with the thought of what their Night Blogging Tumblr Friends would be posting. They will not be able to sleep because of these thoughts and will wake up as sleep deprived zombies, but this is cured by another dose of Tumblr, which starts the cycle again.

Non-Tumblogger: Holy Shit, what happened to you?
Tumblogger: Need... Tumblr...
Non Tumblogger: DUDE WAKE UP
Tumblogger: Can't... Need... Tumblr... Dashboard... Night blogging... posts... funny...

Non-Tumblogger: WAKE UP
Non-Tumblogger 2: Leave him be, it's The Curse of the Tumblogger. He'll be fine once he gets on the computer.

The Curse of the Tumblogger by sanchow March 27, 2013