skeeter meat

A man who has a small, thin, and short penis. Similar to a male mosquito's (Skeeter) genitalia.

Girl 1: Did you have fun with Greg last night?
Girl 2: Kind of. We went to the fair, then out to dinner, but...
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He took me to his house, we started to make love and he had skeeter meat :(

by Ritch850 August 27, 2019

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

upside down meat basket

when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard

man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah

by crap_posts10101 May 15, 2018

Little-Big Meat

When you have a small penis when flacid and large penis when it becomes erect

Yo homie I got little-big meat

by J-reezy May 17, 2018

meat fucker

Fuck an animal then kill and eat it

I'm a meat fucker

by Hobojoseph May 21, 2018

Peg meat

The equivalent of slam pig/cum dumpster/dick holster, derogatory term referring to a straight submissive man who is pegged by a dominant female utilizing a strap on dildo/vibrator; hopefully a share if she knows wtf is up.

That cute guy crying in the romance section of the book store looked like a prime slice of peg meat.

by Yourdadtaughtme May 21, 2018