cheese 

Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.

"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."

cheese by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

Cheese 

Slang term which refers to a goal in the sport of ice hockey.

"Upon review, we have determined that the play was a good hockey cheese."

Cheese by pee kay January 22, 2009

creme cheese bagel 

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

creme cheese bagel by horny bastard April 1, 2005

cracker cheese 

cheese that whiteseat, can be any type,, but perferably Kraft's String Cheese- Mozzarella....SO NO, NOT CHEESE ON CRACKERS LOLZ.

danny:dude i just love that craker's cheese,i eat it like everyday.
connor: OMFGZ me too,STRING CHEESE COMPLETES ME!
BOTH: WE HEART OUR CRACKER CHEESE!

cracker cheese by the creatorx1 December 28, 2008

Free Cheese Line 

originally referring to the welfare line where free cheese was passed out. Also refers to any type of government dole or handout i.e. unemployment, government housing, food stamps.

He was laid-off from work, so now he needs to stand in the free cheese line so he can pay his bills.

Free Cheese Line by Utterly Organic October 12, 2010

The Cheesecake 

when a girl has a yeast infection, the guy fucks her, and right as he is about to cum she sucks his dick and swallows the cum and all of the other "chesses" of his dick

Dude right after my girlfriend gave me the cheesecake, I made out with her.

The Cheesecake by cit October 29, 2006

Cheefed 

what Keith sinclair is every day, this kid smokes so much ganja you dont no what to think, he has fried his brain down to nothing, the only words he knows are more and bud

Keith was ALMOST to cheefed to jack off

Cheefed by Zach Lander April 22, 2003