Tit talker

A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.

Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)

You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"

by beatz85 September 1, 2017

dick tits

A term used to describe the aesthetics of the male testicles.

Danielle~ "My dick tits are bigger than yours. "

Bret ~ "Quit calling my balls dick tits! "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

by Vandoor October 26, 2018

plumbers tits

When a woman’s cleavage is so small, it looks like a plumbers butt crack

The girl at the table next to us at Olive Garden had plumbers tits lol

by Rottenrog November 1, 2018

That's a lot of tits!

Phrase you say when something is super amazing.

Aliesha: How's that ramen?
Kevin: oh, that's a lot of tits!

by EchoPyhber November 6, 2018

Tit nosel

Tit nosel is another word for the nipple on a man or women

Look at Stacy’s tit nosels.

by Bretthethreat November 8, 2018

tuby tit cakes

(of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh

Tuby tit cakes can't catch the ball

by 3oru28'uwe'[o[ej[o132qiuj November 12, 2018