Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014

butter fam

person who THINKS they can play basketball, but are really TRASH at any sport.

hey, here come the "butter fam"

by kxidikefocoekxmck February 25, 2017

Butter Up

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.

Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.

by Charliebynature April 9, 2022

Truffle Butter

A type of butter used on Truffles.

Person: Can I have some of that truffle butter.
Other person: What's truffle butter?
Person: Its butter you put on truffles, duh.

by TheFluffyUnicorn June 20, 2016

butter dog

To have unprotected anal sex and recive a shaft full of PooPoo

"i put it in this dirty bitches ass one time n dhe totally butter dogged my dick up broh i had to shower twice to get the smell off"

by talking red panda May 23, 2022

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

the more controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and jelly". it means that 2 things go perfect together.

Davey: dude, chips and mayo, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles.
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.

Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.

by SAFDNV July 3, 2010