Memento High

The state of being so high that one's short-term memory is unable to function, referring to the condition of the main character in the film Memento. This condition can lead one to write notes or write on their body to remember things like in Memento.

Stoner 1: Dude where are we?
Stoner 2: I don't know, I'm Memento High right now.
Stoner 1: Shit me too.
Stoner 2: Don't worry. I left myself notes.

by Patrick770 March 13, 2012

Memento moron

A reminder you're not as smart as you think you are.

I spent twenty minutes looking for my keys and then I opened the front door and the keys were hanging out of the deadbolt.

It was a good memento moron.

by Milo Barba January 28, 2014

Bruh Momento

The beaner way of saying “bruh moment” it is used when a dude says or does something stupid in the moment that they do it

The weird kid in class: can people see when there eyes are closed?
The cool kid that no one likes: bruh momento

by Halobeast123 September 8, 2019

momenem

Mid-City English bot, from Old Gentilly English bt. See mom and 'dems in Metry-Bucktown Roots.
n. 1. One's mother and extended family.

In usual reference to extended family like the husband of aforementioned mother and/or uncles, aunts, cousins, deadbeat siblings still living at home.

"Hey! How's ya momenem?!

"We goin' over to momenems'!"

by Who Dat?! January 30, 2004

momentum

The measure of the difficulty to bring a moving body to a halt.

The momentum of the body is equal to the product of the mass and the velocity of that body:

p = mv (where p and v are vectors)

Where (SI units used):
p is the momentum in Newton seconds (Ns or sec Newtons, sN)
m is the mass of the body in kilograms (kg)
v is the velocity of the body in metres per second (ms^-1)

1. A truck coming towards you at 100 ms^-1 will be hard to stop with your body because it has a lot of momentum.

2. A tenis ball thrown at you at .5 ms^-1 will be pretty easy to stop with your face because it has little momentum.

by White Razor December 15, 2008

Momment

A comment left by your mother (who you reluctantly added as a friend) on your Facebook. They are typically lame and/or embarrassing and can often be a source of great entertainment for your friends. Momments are frequently deleted.

"Dude, this is killing me! I got another momment yesterday. I swear she checks my facebook daily."
"She has to stop mommenting or I'm gonna remove her as a friend."

Chad Bronson "SOO WASTEDDD WAT A NIGHTT"
Marcia Bronson "Honey, we should talk about this :("

by AriFerrari October 29, 2009

Divine Moments of Truth

DMT- Possibly the most intense psychedelic drug known to mankind. Sometimes called the "spirit molecule" it is a chemical that occurs naturally in a number of living organisms, as well as in the human brain at birth, while dreaming, and in the minutes leading into death. People have reported seeing alternate universes with alien, or elf-like inhabitants while tripping on Divine Moments of Truth. The trip itself lasts only 15-30 minutes, but due to its intensity, it seems to last a lot longer. It comes in several different formats, sometimes white and crystalline in appearance, other times looking more like red-brow clay. However, in every different format, it is always reputed to glow under a blacklight. It is EXTREMELY rare, so if your lucky enough to come across it, cherish the experience, because it's probably the closest you'll get to nirvana on this physical plane. ;)

I tripped on some Divine Moments of Truth with some friends last night, we traveled to a mystical parallel universe where the Mother-Goddess welcomed us into her temple and revealed to us the meaning of life. We stayed with her in that paradise for what seemed like years, but when we finally returned to our physical plane, it had only been 20 minutes. :/

by Miss Baby Gurl April 17, 2014