Porcini Martini

A colloquialism for STEM energy drink. A popular caffeine-free energy drink founded in Melbourne, Australia that employs the use of mushroom extracts for nootropic benefits.

"Mate, have you tried a STEM yet, they're amazing energy drinks."
"What, you mean a Porcini Martini? Of course I have."

by TheFamilyViolenceLawyer January 22, 2026

The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm

Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026

The Marty Special

When you get plugged from both ends and your throat hurts from gagging.

I can't talk too much. Last night I got the Marty special.

by Thejournalist February 15, 2026

pokhanostasis (martistasis)

Pokhanostasis (martistasis) is a state of supreme psychosomatic equilibrium that occurs immediately after consuming a delicious, hearty meal. It’s that exact moment when your stomach is full, your body feels in a good way, and your only mission is to lie down and cuddle with someone you love.

Symptoms:
Muscle relaxation and post-meal sleepiness.
A sudden surge of oxytocin (the "cuddle hormone").
A complete refusal to do any productive work for at least 2 hours.

The Golden Formula:
Good Food + Horizontal Position + Cuddles = Pokhanostasis

"I just had a great dinner. I’m officially in a state of pokhanostasis (martistasis), so I just need to cuddle on the couch."

by mar705 February 19, 2026

Melanie Martinez

Melanie Martinez is a great music artist who makes great music

Person 1: have you heard of Melanie Martinez? Person 2: in the void in the void in the void in the void...........

by Abisexualotter February 9, 2025

Templar.martin

A schizoid Christofascist incel who takes biblical verses out of historical context, to spread misogyny and hate using NIV translations. Also he self-glamourises by posting capcut edits of himself and profits off t-shirts with Jesus' face for clout.

Person 1: "Hey have you heard of @templar.martin?"
Person 2: "Yea, you mean the guy who got drawn pregnant"

by anon-user791 February 9, 2025

Jean-Martial

Jean-Martial is usually a very tall guy. Like very very tall.
He is smart, funny, and has a very dark humor.
Most people cannot pronounce his name but luckily, he doesn't really mind.

Every body loves Jean-Marie

Jean-Martial ? You mean that crazy son of a bitch ? Oh yes I like him a lot.

by MaMieJu February 27, 2025