When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.
Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"
Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"
Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"
by caffeineaddict789 August 6, 2011

by siawroteapost January 10, 2024

Person 1: Hey look at this video
Person 2: It’s a green screen video
Person 1: I hate these fucking green screen kids
Person 2: It’s a green screen video
Person 1: I hate these fucking green screen kids
by Dawawaak January 16, 2024

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021

Similar to a Green Bay Butter Churner, in which Partner 1 shits into a mixing bowl, then stuffs it into partner 2's ass. The amount put in should correlate to the size of cake you want. Partner 1 then fucks Partner 2 in the ass until it becomes the consistency of a chocolate cake mix. If you don't have enough stamina to last long enough to make the mix, you may use help from others. The second step is to pour it out into a cake pan and bake it at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for 30-35 minutes until firm. This serves 3-5 people.
Max: Yo, Connor just baked a Green Bay Chocolate Cake for my birthday!
Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
Kaelyn: Dang I wish I was there I'm so jealous.
by Len-Nation July 17, 2025

Mark: Yo what's AJs dog ass up to
Bryan: He eatin some green ass fries on foe nem
Mark: Damn those look good, he a real Green Fry Eater!
Bryan: He eatin some green ass fries on foe nem
Mark: Damn those look good, he a real Green Fry Eater!
by Enzoid September 13, 2021

by greenclammer September 28, 2021
