Kitty Cat on a Bicycle

When a girl has a surprisingly long sexual history but you wouldn't know that by looking at her.

Like a kitty cat on a bicycle, that pussy might have racked up some high mileage, but it's still pretty adorable.

I found out my bookish girlfriend was really a Kitty Cat on a Bicycle when she did that thing with her tongue.

by joefxd August 8, 2016

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama March 4, 2016

dragging a dead cat

making an epic podcast longer than it was expected

those guys from the grupetto were dragging a dead cat again this week

by T_Termont June 5, 2019

big fat cat

a cat that is particularly fat, obese, and its owners don't see their cat has a problem

(kate) Barbara, that is one big fat cat!
(Barbara) WHAT? Nothing is wrong with my cat! He is not fat!

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

Playing cat and mouse

When 2 people are in bed. One is blindfolded and the others shoves a chunk of cheese up their ass. The blindfolded person then finds the cheese with their nose and sniffs it out.

That chick was so fast at playing cat and mouse

by Chompy Chuck November 6, 2015

Cat Got Your Tongue

When you or someone else cannot speak verbally. Usually when a secret got told, or something surprising happened.

Example -

Person 1 - So, how was the show?
Person 2 - Um.. I-.. Ugh..
Person 1 - What? Cat got your tongue again?

Person 2 - Ugh... um.. no.. I mean.. uhh..

by __Gabberss__ March 25, 2017

cat stuck up a tree

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.

talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"

by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006