god

also known as, sky daddy or sky wizard

"omg god looks so old"
"you mean sky daddy"

by literally stop February 22, 2022

Does God want?

The Ultimate Anti-Jordan Peterson Homing Missile

Hym "Does God WANT? Jordan... Hey, Jordan.... Does God WANT?"

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

God

A being that many belive in even if we all know that doesn't exists

-Hey! Do you belive in GOD?
-Wtf is that?

by Crixz June 26, 2017

PP Forest God

1: The man that is writing this
2: The God that Gave you several penis diseases, and maybe a few other things
3: Someone that will not answer your prayers for a bigger dick
4: The God who gave you the PP forest

Alex: Please O' PP Forest God, I beg to you! Give me a bigger dick!
Aiden: Broski. Do you even know who he is or what he does? He's not gonna give you a bigger dick.
Alex: Fuck.

by PP Forest God November 12, 2020

Gods purpose

The dance of the vibrating of legs while thrusting them up and down along with your hands in an orange justice manner.

I did the Gods Purpose to show off to my mom at the school dance.

by Gסd September 26, 2018

the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami

"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"

by egocer December 17, 2023

Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024