Raging Ass

The horrible adverse effects of eating at a Taco Bell in Mexico. Symptoms include with one day of horrible, horrible farting that you can't control and has the odor of garlic and strained peas mixed with whatever eaten in the last 48 hours. The second day, no symptoms, you feel fine. The third day, you become incontinent, spewing forth a dark brown foul substance with the consistency of chicken broth. This is EXTREMELY PAINFUL and the shit's temperature has been recorded at twice your body's internal. The constant crappage will not cease for a minimum of three days from hell.

Man, we had to carry a screaming, shitting Fred all the way to his hotel toilet and had to ditch his jeans in the lobby because they were too waterlogged and heavy! He didn't stop until he had crapped in several people's coffees, on dresses, on the concierge's desk, and all the way to his forth floor room. Unfortunately, we discovered he had died of Raging Ass

by Spencer Davis May 5, 2008

ass slapping

The act of a woman bending down as if she was touching her toes while thrusting her ass up and down a males genital area commonly performed at college parties involving loud music and alcohol

I was ass slapping him so hard last night my legs hurt!

by Billy Bob Bob Bob December 16, 2008

crap ass

when toilet paper has not completely removed the crap from your ass. The resulting crap ass condition will leave you with an irritated bung, causing you to walk funny.

While john was hiking in the mountains, he came down with a bad case of crap ass, and had to resort to using a leaf.

by greg September 30, 2003

ass bandit

A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.

You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!

by John Milanese June 11, 2006

ass and titties

An actual song by DJ. Assault.

This song has many videos regarding women shaking their asses and dancing.

What men basically Judge women by in terms of body. Sad but True.

Mack: This song is the Shit!

John: Hey Mack, what are you listening to?

Mack: Ass and Titties man!

John: Is it good?

Mack: Yeah!

by Fruityogos October 9, 2010

ass agent

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

by Blastmat February 15, 2005