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Dog meat

Keith: hey man that cheryl cole is hot af id love to smash her.

Graham: na man that bitch is dog meat she’s been ridin the black pole.
by Dizzyd6699 June 9, 2019
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Meat

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Meat shmackerr

When you take your meat and smack someone
You on meat shmackerr cuhhh
by Mrs patty June 13, 2019
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tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts
Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.
by Jpv420 June 17, 2019
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meat streak

The residue left by the male reproductive organ, typically left on something or someone.
He left a meat streak in the jar of Vaseline last night.
by a very fat raccoon June 19, 2019
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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skeeter meat

When a man has a small, short, and thin penis.
Girl 1: How was your night with Greg?
Girl 2: Oh he was great! Took me out to the fair, then to dinner. But....
Girl 1: But what?
Girl 2: He had skeeter meat :(
by Ritch850 August 27, 2019
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